8 Things You Should Know About Star Wars To Justify The “Geek” On Your Facebook Bio

Everything you wanted to know but were afraid to ask!

star wars, may the fourth, the force, jedi, sith, darth vader, luke skywalker, rogue one, the force awakens, return of the jedi, the empire strikes back, a new hope, clone wars, phantom menace, star trek, science fiction, obi wan kenobi, yoda

Thanks to The Big Bang Theory, calling yourself a ‘geek’ or a ‘nerd’ (without knowing what either really means), is now cool. But how long do you think your thick-rimmed glasses or Yoda t-shirt can keep up the act?

Source: tumblr

It is May the Fourth, or Star Wars Day today. Named for its phonetic resemblance with the salutation “May the Force be with you”, it is a day to revisit the canon, rewatch the trilogies, and revel in the glorious fandom that the Star Wars universe is.

Source: heavy

Pop culture is a brutal space. And one wrong reference can earn you a ‘normie’ tag for perpetuity. For those of you who don’t want to embarrass yourself in a gathering of actual geeks, here is some basic trivia to justify your “nerd” with:

1. Star Wars is not set in the future.

Source: wikipedia

In case you haven’t already noticed, A New Hope begins with “A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far way…”.  Given the interplanetary travel and lightsabers and gigantic destructive Death Stars that we don’t have yet, it is quite natural to think of Star Wars as very futuristic, but the events of Episodes I through VIII are actually set in the past, with reference to Earth time.

It is simply a different galaxy, where creatures- who appear to us like humans, among others- live.

2. It is also not science fiction.

Source: giphy

There are what we call ‘aliens’, TiE fighters, X-wing starfighters which are beyond our basic understanding of aerodynamics, personal space vehicles and elements which preserve live men, but Star Wars is not about science.

At its core, Star Wars has an old-as-the Earth good-versus-evil theme. There is the trope of the undiscovered hero, the warrior gone rogue (Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader), the lost twins (Leia and Luke) and  general victory of universally celebrated values.

Need more evidence? Science goes for a toss in Star Wars when sound travels across vacuum (refresher: it can’t) during the various battles in space.

Source: superherostuff

3. “Luke, I am your father.” Not.

This oft-quoted line from The Empire Strikes Back is also the most misquoted one. In one of cinema’s most memorable sequences, Darth Vader reveals to Luke Skywalker that he did not kill his father (unless spiritual murder counts), but in fact, is his father. But the line actually goes “No, I am your father.” The more you know!

4. Obi-Wan Kenobi never said “May the Force be with you.”

Source: giphy

Another misquoted line people attribute to Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi, was actually first uttered by General Dodonna, before Luke and other Rebels are leaving for the Death Star mission. Up until that point, Obi-Wan only says “Use the Force, Luke”, or, “The Force will be with you...always.”

And for the sake of the Force, never do the Vulcan salute while uttering this blessing, because…

5. ...Star Wars is NOT Star Trek.

Source: moviepilot

Yes, they are both set in space and yes, they are both disyllabic franchise names beginning with ‘Star’. But that is it.

The sci-fi you are looking for, you have a better chance of finding it in Star Trek, with its teleportation, realistically portrayed multiple galactic systems, and futuristic, scientifically backed technology.

6. You don’t have to be a Force-user to wield a lightsaber.

Source: filmfinale

A lightsaber is an “elegant weapon from a more civilised age”, a plasma blade emanating from a metal hilt, that is powered by a kyber crystal. You don’t necessarily have to be ‘one with the Force’ to be able to use it, as exhibited by Han Solo in The Empire Strikes Back when he cuts open a tauntaun, using a lightsaber, to keep a hypothermic Luke warm (see what we did there?)

7. What is the ‘Force’, though?

Admit it, you have often talked about the Force without knowing its exact nature.

Source: giphy

The Force is the energy field that connects all living things in the galaxy where the events of Star Wars take place. Living beings in this universe are comprised of midichlorians- think of them as microorganisms of some sort- which are able to tap this Force from their surroundings. The presence of midichlorians in people makes them sensitive to the Force, which they can utilize, like the Jedi or the Sith.

8. This is how it all goes down…

Source: giphy

Starting in 1977, there were Episodes I, II, and III, which became IV, V and VI with the release of the Prequel Trilogy. Then came The Force Awakens, set in the period after Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, followed by Rogue One: A Star Wars Story which is actually placed between III and IV.

Confusing, we know. Here’s a simple infographic to help you out, which also includes books, comic books, TV shows and video games.

Source: screencrush

Go ahead, bask in the celebrity of your newfound nerd wisdom. May the Fourth be with you!

Title image: ea


Like our facebook page to stay updated. You can also download Reacho app on Android or iOS to get interesting stories at your fingertips.

News Entertainment Food Travel World Events Nagpur Pune Reacho

Anagha Wankhede (WRITER)

Potterhead, gourmand, culture junkie, INTJ. Aspires to be Lady Olenna Tyrell. Dreams of getting paid for travelling, eating and watching TV series all day. Presently settled for writing about it.