Mumbai Mirror, the compact newspaper has a more severe case of foot-in-mouth disease than the President-elect of the United States and the Chief Minister of our nation's capital combined.
Symptoms of this disease include...
1. ...putting words in people's mouths to fabricate outrageous statements...
2. ...cracking cheap, homophobic jokes...
3. ...innocently mistaking identities...
4. ...and getting trolled by loyal followers of giants.
In a recurrence of this disease, today's Mumbai Mirror carried a restaurant recommendation, which said this:
Remember that F.R.I.E.N.D.S. episode where the guy at Ross and Rachel's divorce hearing gets every spoken word on record? The copywriter looks like a similar sort. Good thing we know what the editor needs, right?