“Our relationship is like a fat guy.”
“It’s not working out!”
Really? …well revenge can be taken by breaking your ex’s 206 bones for your one heart! But you deserve better, hence we here have for you 8 supercool ways to ditch that itch of your sadness:
1. On The Roads...Own The Roads:
Do you know what is longer, yet more beautiful than your relationship? The lush green roads! So, get that silly mind and lazy arse moving and hit the roads. You never needed anybody to give you directions , go discover your own island of peace.
2. Coffee, Book And You…OMG Sounds Like A Date:
Enough with their stories and terrible tales. It is time now that you create your own stories! Immerse yourself in a good book and bless yourself with pleasures of a hot cuppa coffee! It’s a date with yourself.
3. Make a bitch-list:
Make a list of everything you disliked about him. You better keep an account of the ‘not so good’ feelings of yours! Ink those curses out which you preserved all this while!
4. Beat It The Bollywood Way:
Blaming the day ‘jab you met?’…there is a selfie you have in your phone...print it out, tear it into pieces and flush it off! Aha! Bindass Bollywood indeed.
5. Shake It Off:
Still got the grooves and the moves? Then music is your buddy! Shake that anger like a boss…because haters gonna hate baby!
6. Burn It Off:
Oops those weight scales mirror his fake sweetness! Burn those calories off right now…your anger needs a way out and going for a jog is the perfect solution!
7. Not A ‘We’ Problem Anymore:
If that heart was literally broken, then you would have been dead by now! So wake up, have some “ME” time and start loving yourself. Enough of “WE” it is Mean ME time now and you better be it!
8. Take Your Time:
Let the clock tick! Give it time. Some genius always said that the best medicine is time! Painful but true.#itsucks
Know more foolproof ways to get to Phase Four? Share with us in the Comments below!
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