12 Reasons Why Aliens Won’t Ever Attack India

Nine words: Saint Doctor Gurmeet Ram Rahim “Messenger Of God” Insaan. And what happened after Jadoo left Earth.

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Nine words: Saint Doctor Gurmeet Ram Rahim “Messenger Of God” Insaan. And what happened after Jadoo left Earth.

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1. Because we accused them of this heinous crime:

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2. Because they are aware of our strength-imparting rituals:

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3. Because they are scared of our technological advancements:

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4. Our understanding of science far surpasses theirs:

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5. Still not convinced?

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6. They know very well what flows in our veins:

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7. We have the strongest of allies:

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Remember Independence Day, aliens??

8. Our homegrown soldiers are fiercer than the POTUS:

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9. They can’t take us on land…

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10. ...or in air:

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11. Just one of our many Weapons of Mass Destruction:

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12. We even enslaved some of their kind in the past:

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So nothing to worry about, Indians.  

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You are in safe hands.

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Anagha Wankhede (WRITER)

Potterhead, gourmand, culture junkie, INTJ. Aspires to be Lady Olenna Tyrell. Dreams of getting paid for travelling, eating and watching TV series all day. Presently settled for writing about it.

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