Nine words: Saint Doctor Gurmeet Ram Rahim “Messenger Of God” Insaan. And what happened after Jadoo left Earth.
1. Because we accused them of this heinous crime:
2. Because they are aware of our strength-imparting rituals:
3. Because they are scared of our technological advancements:
4. Our understanding of science far surpasses theirs:
5. Still not convinced?
6. They know very well what flows in our veins:
7. We have the strongest of allies:
Remember Independence Day, aliens??
8. Our homegrown soldiers are fiercer than the POTUS:
9. They can’t take us on land…
10. ...or in air:
11. Just one of our many Weapons of Mass Destruction:
12. We even enslaved some of their kind in the past:
So nothing to worry about, Indians.
You are in safe hands.
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