They say you cannot win an argument with a woman. As much as you try to fight back, and no matter how much you make sense, you can never win some arguments with a woman. Let’s take a look:
1. Do I look fat in this dress?
Okay, maybe a little bit..
Oh my god, are you calling me fat?
2. Why did you like her picture?
I was just scrolling.
So if you’re just scrolling, why will you like specifically her picture?
Her picture was in my wall, so I liked it.
Tell me honestly, are you cheating on me?
3. You want to play games or do you want to stay with me?
No, my friends came over so they just want to hang out.
(She doesn’t even let him finish)
So you mean you chose your friends over me?
No, no, never! You are my first priority.
So then just stay with me and tell them that you’re busy.
4. Let’s get another cat!
No, we already have two cats to take care of.
But adding one won’t really change anything!
No, two are enough. We are not getting any cat and that’s final!
*she walks away and then returns after 3 seconds*
I think we need to talk. You lied to me that day about your ex. Do you still talk to her?
Umm, no I don’t.
So it means you still talk to her, don’t you?
*fights about something completely unrelated for 20 minutes*
Do you want a fluffy kind of cat or will you try a different breed this time?
5. Tell me how much you love me?
I love you this much (gesture from hands).
Why do you love me so less?
No no, I love you this much (now spreading hands like superman).
I don’t think you love me anymore.
6. Do you like its taste? (Pointing to the dish she made for the breakfast)
Um, ye..yes It’s okay
Why did you stutter while saying that? It means you lied.
No, honey, it’s great! *Trying hard to eat it and trying not to make a bad face*
You mean I am a bad cook, now you will compare me with your mom!
No no, when did I say that? Although she’s-
(She won’t even let him finish)
I knew it! Then go stay with your mom and she will feed you all day.
7. So you are in touch with your ex, eh?
No, not really. We are just friends on Facebook.
So that means you still talk to her, don’t you?
No, we are just friends.
So it means you are cheating on me!
8. I Miss You
*Busy with office work, replies after 30 minutes*
I miss you 2
What took you so long to reply? Are you cheating on me?
*Replies after 10 minutes*
No baby, I am in office. Talk to you later.
What work? Is this with your secretary? I am coming over.
9. I am thinking to join gym from this week.
Oh, it’s a great idea!
So you think I am fat?
No no, not at all. I was just trying to help you feel good about your-
(Doesn’t even let him finish)
So you mean I am getting fat, isn’t it? I never wanted to join gym. I just wanted to know what you think! I should have known it before marrying you.
10. Let’s go shopping!
Um, not this week. The schedule is all packed and I can’t take an off.
But why? I have noticed that you have been coming home too late.
Yeah, this new assignment has come up and it’s too much work.
So you mean you have time for new assignments but you don’t have time for me?
No, it’s not like that!
*Fights for an hour about how his office and his work has made him unavailable to her*
Okay darling, let’s go shopping tonight.
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