We are not morning persons, nor are we a night owls but we do rock 11:30 AM like nobody’s business! They call us teenagers, folks. Want to peek into our lives as to what we are?
Well, here are 9 things you surely see in every teenager’s personal diary or “Journal”.
When people pointout my monochrome black outfit and ask whose funeral is it?, I politely reply, “haven’t decided yet”.
Things we master in college:
Texting without looking
Sleeping without getting caught
Team work during exams
We can multi task, we can talk and piss people off at the same time!
The urge to kill people when they pull the bedcovers off, we don’t do mornings peeps, get it asap!
The obligation to give sarcastic answers to dumb questions!
Phone on silent you get 9 missed calls! Turn it to loudest volume, nobody calls!
Want to talk about mood swings? Well, I am the nicest and meanest person you will ever meet!
Do I workout? Yes, I stretch myself to hit the snooze button, that is like 5 situps each day!
All you need is love, and an IQ low enough to believe that!
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