10 Hilarious Ways To Tick People Off On A Daily Basis

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We all have regular encounters with people we don’t wish to encounter regularly. When some people just piss us off with their normal selves, we cannot think of things to do the same to them. While you are struggling to deal with such people, we enlisted these simple ways to tick them off:

1. “I want to tell you something” “Yes?” “Nevermind”

Do this repeatedly

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Build up the curiosity by telling them that you want to tell them a secret and as soon as they get excited, repulse from doing so.

2. Call out random numbers when someone is doing math

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Be it someone noting down a phone number or be it someone counting, call out random numbers so that they forget the count.

Trust me, it always works.

3. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE

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Typing in uppercase not only expresses anger but also excitement. BUT WHEN YOU DO IT WITHOUT ANY REASON IT CAN LITERALLY DRIVE SOMEONE CRAZY.

Yeah, like that.

4. Eat the fillings off the Oreos and place them back in the jars

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Everybody loves eating the creamy part of the cream-biscuits and if you eat all the fun away, what will they be left with? Two biscuits blankly sticking to each other.

So much win!

5. Dont use any punctuation ever even if you club sentences like this

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Be it sunita or sangeet never ever ever use puntuations between the sentences even if it seems like a never ending sentence going nowhere it would take minutes for them to understand what youre trying to say nevertheless they would hate texting you and youd succeed in your mission

6. Speak in a typical accent

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Try to fake an accent like British or South Indian and make sure you look like you’re faking. 10 minutes and they’ll never talk to you again.

7. Chew on the pens and pencils that you have borrowed

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Chew the pen/pencil and make sure the owner of the pen/pencil sees you chewing it. And when they see you, act like there’s a self-realization that you had been chewing a borrowed pen/pencil. You know what follows.

8. Never break eye-contact

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Even if you’re done talking and the person walks away, try to maintain the eye contact for as long as you can and look like a freak to them. They would freak out and well, that’s what you wanted.

9. Invite lots of people to other people’s parties

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Invite other people to someone else’s party and make sure you invite only ones whom the host wouldn’t invite.

*Evil laugh*

10. Make appointments on 29th February

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Make sure you set the dates on 29th February (if it’s not a leap year) and days like 31st April and likewise. Make sure you appear way too excited for the scheduled meeting and then later, call them up and ask them why they couldn’t make it.

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